whatislifewithoutadreamtohold

Det är så träffande! Och jag som trodde jag var ensam om det där med datorn!

1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered "early."
Att gå upp klockan 8 är och kommer alltid att vara omänskligt!

2. You have more beer than food in your fridge.
Öl, cider, vin och sprit. Allt för att kunna vakna upp nästa dag och inte komma ihåg ett skit!

3. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.

4. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.
Fast jag föredrar kycklingfile i ugn med bara frysta grönsaker till. Eller "morotsvatten" med kryddor.

5. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them... just in case.
Skojar du?! Tartsen tävlar om vem som snor med sig flest!

6. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.

7. You can't remember the last time you washed your car.
Brorsan gör det när jag är hemma i Tälje

8. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
Varför annars ska jag tvätta? Jag tvättar ju när jag har smutsvätt!

9. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.

10. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week.

11. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
Sova till 15, äta en macka, börja häva Töley.

12. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some noodles.
Word.

13. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc...
Har man ett rum som överblickar hela Studentgatan blir man lätt distraherad

14. You ask people what YOU did last night.
Orka hålla reda på allt själv liksom

15. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.
Har tyvärr hänt. Men det var inte mitt fel.

16. You skip one class to write a paper for another.

17. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim.

18. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game.
Drinking-Jenga är bevis nog.

19. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.

20. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.
Väldens åttonde underverk

21. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.

22. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.

23. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free.
Och théstöld från MAX

24. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round.

25. Class size doubles on exam days.

26. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.

27. Laundry is an all-day event.

28. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork.
Ätit broccoligratängrester ur plastbuk utan bestick, och utan hjälp av händerna har jag också gjort. Ascharmigt. 

29. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet.
Myself for an example. OBS efter att jag spolat

30. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money.
En dålig vana, jag föröker sluta. I'm even seeing someone about that.

31. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you're still late.
I'm a time-turtle in the morning

32. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes.
The story of my life

33. You have a drinking buddy who can hold the most intellectual, deep conversations when drunk. Unfortunately, neither he/she nor you can remember most of it later.

34. Your floor has been dirty to the point that you've had to brush your feet off before putting on socks or getting into bed.
Att städa är överskattat?

35. You're all for the free samples at grocery stores.
Jag och Yvvan går våra dagliga rundor på Coop för att benefitta så mycket som möjligt

36. You've made a sandwich on or eaten food off of your $1500 laptop.
Which Daddy paid for. I'm sad to say yes, but glad to see I'm not the only one.

37. It is completely acceptable... and encouraged... to party on weeknights. What would life be without Wasted Wednesdays or Thirsty Thursdays?
Or fucked up Fridays, or Smashed Saturdays, or....

38. You go home for winter/summer break and suddenly your life back at college seems so exciting...

39. You smell the clear liquid in your water bottle before you drink it... just to make sure it's actually water. 

40. You discover new bruises on your body and wonder where the hell they came from.